Existential BackPack: The Ultimate Accessorized Time-Space Continuum Navigator

The Existential BackPack is a revolutionary new product that lets you carry your entire existence on your back. With its sleek, high-contrast design and bold typography, you'll be the most stylish being in the multiverse.

Features:

• Unlimited capacity for carrying ontological burdens
• Integrated chrono-navigational controls for effortless time-space travel
• Built-in existential crisis simulator for maximum self-reflection

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